A few words from the publisher: Mr. Kornheiser, the Washington Post columnist, would have you know that Bald as I Wanna Be is really not much different from his first bestselling collection, Pumping Irony. He's just happy he's getting paid for it again, and praises America for such generosity. Mr. Kornheiser-make sure you call him that should you ever meet him, and please do not, under any circumstances, touch him-understands that many people may not actually want to read his new book, and has kindly provided several other suitable uses: You can put it in an oval frame and hang it on

ISBN: 9780375500374